Walking you through my fucking divorce.
Here are a few sentences beginning with the pronoun “I.” I was born a daughter and a sister simultaneously. A while later, I became a wife. A year after that, I became a mother. I’m trying to be a writer? I’m a Reservist in the Air Force. I also have a civilian job in which I wear casual civilian clothing. My favorite author is anyone self-explanatorily insightful on Twitter. So long as you don’t create traffic when walking in large crowds, we can be friends. Here is a weird picture of my son and me smiling in two different directions.